Paralysing Choices ...

What not to buy today when unmoved by indecision?  Shocking Weight Loss Tea newly arrived in Oz from China? Or a 4kg job lot of "Venom Protein" diet supplement [32gms of protein per serve, but what of the venom's bioavailability? Huh?!] ... Reassuringly the purveyor of the latter doesn't mince words- doesn't even NEED mince, with all his venom powder, I imagine-in the ozauction imageless ad, stating simply "This stuff really works". Not even an exclamation mark, spot-free hyperbole. The tea, however, I find non-shocking, and thus feel reassurance unnecessary.